I Don't Want To Do An Edgy

Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

I Just Try To Keep Myself A Traditionalist. I Liked Being An Underground Comic Doing My Thing. I Want To Maintain That. I Just Do.

As A Comic, It's Anti-comedy To Be Known. I Think A Lot Of Comedic Actors Get Lost In This World Of Hollywood And All This Stuff. They Lose What Brought Them There In The First Place. I'm Very Trepidatious About It.

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.