I Don't Want To Be 60 Years

It's A Woman's Right To Know A Man's Intentions Upfront. Because, Once You Get Emotionally Attached To A Man And You Sleep With Him, It's Too Late.

My Mother Was A Sunday School Teacher. So I Am A Byproduct Of Prayer. My Mom Just Kept On Praying For Her Son.

The First Time I Saw My Wife, Marjorie, I Was Doing Stand-up In Memphis, And She Was Sitting In The Front Row. Afterward, I Walked Up And Said, "ma'am, I'm Going To Marry You One Day". And 15 Years Later, I Did.

I Never Say "nagging". I Think That "nagging" Is A Term That Men Created To Get Women To Pipe Down Some. But It's A Trap That We've Created. We Created Several Terms For Women To Back You Down. Nagging Means To Stop Asking Me Questions, Then We Get Away With More. I Think It's A Term Men Created.

I Don't Have Much Of An Attention Span For Tv - I Nod Off During The Basketball Playoffs - But When I Watch 'game Of Thrones' On On Demand, I'm Glued To The Set. It's Mystical And Addictive. Tyrion Lannister, That's My Man.