God Has Given Me A Life Far

The Only Way Woman Can Truly Be Completely Satisfied Is To Get Herself Four Different Men--an Old One, An Ugly One, A Mandingo, And A Gay Guy.

God Does Things For Us Because He Trusts Us; That When He Gives It To Us, That We Will Do The Right Thing. We'll Open Up Our Eyes And See The Plan He Has For Us. If We're Not Going To Open Up Our Eyes, Don't Worry - You're Not Going To Have It Long. You're Short-lived.

But Even In My Darkest Days I Had Faith It Would Turn Around.

I Don't Let Nobody Sign For My Money. Me And My Wife Write Our Own Checks. So, If There's Some Money Missing, We Know How It Got Missing.

How Can Smart Women Be So Stupid About Men Sometimes? Lack Of Knowledge. It's What Men Have Kept Secret For So Long.