I Don't Want To Be Rude To

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Badger.

Still, Life Carries On. Exams To Be Examined. Serious Things To Be Thingied.

I Am Going To Keep My Mind (well, What's Left Of It) Occupied By Doing (and I Never Thought The Day Would Come When I Would Say This) My Homework.

Jas, You Are Three Hundred Miles Away. You Would Have To Have Nunga-nungas The Size Of France For Jock To Be Able To Rest His Hand On Them.

Honestly, What Planet Do These People Live On? And Why Isn't It Farther Away?