I Don't Want People To Think I

Pie Can't Compete With Cake. Put Candles In A Cake, It's A Birthday Cake. Put Candles In A Pie, Someone's Drunk In The Kitchen.

I Always Imagine That If I Met Dr. Seuss, He Would Be Very Similar To Crispin Glover.

Don't Take This The Wrong Way But I Care More And I'm A Better Online Friend Than You. I Also Spend Way To Much Time Online.

I Love Standup Comedians. I Really Do.

After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!