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There Are People That Are Vegetarians That Love Bacon.

I Just Want To Be Known As Funny.

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.

I Have More Pictures Of My Children Than My Father Ever Looked At Me.

I Think When I Started Doing Stand-up, That's When I Really Tried To Question Everything In My Belief System Which Is - I Think A Pretty Important Part Of Being A Comedian Is Really Questioning Things.