I Don't Wanna Be A Rock Star.

It Was Psychobabbler Abraham Maslow Who Wrote Of The Phenomena Of Self-actualization. What Maslow Failed To Grasp Is That Reaching True Self-actualization Can Only Be Ultimately Achieved When You Have Your Own Brand Of Ammunition.

If You Want Less Of Something, Tax It. If You Want More Of Something, Don't Tax It Or Reduce The Tax Burden.

My Love Is Like A Tire Iron.

I Stop And Think What They Call "punk Rock" Today...give Me A Break! Let Me Know When They Can Walk In The Vapor Trail Of Little Richard, Which Was Punk. You've Got A Gay Black Guy With A Pompadour Singing About Tutti Frutti With Your White Girl. Fuck You.

Ozzy, God Bless Him, Is Super Talented. He Is A Great Man. He Is A Man Of Heart And Soul And Goodwill. He Is A Very Funny Man But He Is A Perfect Poster Child Of Why I Have Never Touched Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Fast Food.