I Don't Wanna Be A Rock Star.

Power Corrupts And There Is Way Too Much Corrupted Power. Stand Up And Monitor The Government That Is Supposed To Work For Us. That's What The Tea Party Represents.

I Make A Pussy Purr With The Stroke Of My Hand.

It Grabs Me, But Not As Much As It Grabs Some Of The Other People That Rave About Them. With The Black Keys, I'm Missing Crescendos With The Sax, Keyboard Or Guitar Solo. It Never Comes To Me. All My Favorite Music Is Rife With Crescendo And I'm Not Hearing Enough With Them. If You Can Get The Black Keys To Hear This, Tell Them I Offer My Crescendo Guitar Anytime They Desire It.

If Elvis Presley Had Been A Bowhunter, He'd Probably Be Alive Today.

Jesse Jackson And Al Not-so-sharpton Would Be Lisping Their Ebonic Mumbo-jumbo That The Policy And The President Are Racist And Bigoted.