I Don't Use Computers... I'm Someone Who

I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.

I Don't Like Losing The Words, As You Have To, When I'm Asked To Turn A Play Into A Movie. It's Not A Matter Of Ego . . . I'm Just Better Able To Create The Character For An Audience Through Words Rather Than Through Actions.

I Understand. You Work Very Hard Two Days A Week And You Need A Five-day Weekend. That's Normal.

New York Is Not Mecca. It Just Smells Like It.