I Don't Trust Anyone Who Does Their

Find Out Who You Are And Do It On Purpose.

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.

Well, My Smile's Pretty Hard To Miss, Considering I'm A Gal Who Likes Her Lipstick-the Redder The Better.

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Have Been A Drag Queen

I Did Not, Thank The Lord, Have To Have A Hysterectomy.