I Don't Think You Can Ever Make

Stand-up In General Is The Most Raw Form Of Entertainment. There Is No Pyrotechnics Or Back-up Dancers, It's Just Live And Die By Your Jokes, That's It.

I'm Left Handed, But My Dad Taught Me To Play Guitar Right-handed.

I'm The Guy Who Will Eat Something That Looks Nice When I'm Out, But When I Take It Home In A Doggie Bag, It'll Sit In The Back Of My Refrigerator Until It Starts To Move.

Just Do Exactly What It Is That Makes You Want To Do What You Do. The Stuff I Listen To In My Private Collection, It's What Moves Me, Makes Me Want To Play. I Want To Make Other People Feel Like I Feel When I Listen To That Music. Whether Other People Like It Or Criticize It - Even If There's Only 10 People On The Planet That Love It, You're Touching 10 People That Way.

I Don't Think You Can Ever Make Enough To Be Set For Life. Well, I Guess There Are Limits. In The Billions, I Guess.