I Don't Think Silicone Makes A Girl

Success Is The Result Of Clear Goal, Unshakable Confidence, Proper Planning, Enthusiastic Action And Consistent Persistence.

You're The Only One Who's Closing Your Eyes At Night. There's No One Else Who Can Do It For You.

One Night I Went Over To Get Some Dope From Some Hollywood Tough Guy. After I Left, My Son Scott, Who Was Only Fifteen, Went Over With A Baseball Bat To Kill Him. I Was Laughing Out Of One Eye And Crying Out Of The Other. I Thought, Who Am I Kidding?

My Kid Was A Great Baseball Player. I Thought I Had It Made. Front-row Seats At Yankee Stadium. Then He Turned Sixteen And Wanted To Be A Rapper.

Sometimes It Seems Like This Is The Choice - Either Kick Ass Or Kiss Ass.