I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

Some People Think They're Depressed And They Go To The Doctor And Want Pills. And You Just Think: 'you Hate Where You Live, You've Lost Your Job, Your Boyfriend Has Dumped You, Could All This Be Why You're Depressed?'

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.