I Don't Think I Should Have Been

My Only True Harmony Lies Deep Within My Soul, Wherever That Is. I Know That Somehow I Am In Tune With The Universe.

Joan Crawford Is A Movie Queen. I Had Never Met One Before. I Know Now What I Don't Want To Be.

I Lose All Control After Two Drinks Of Anything

I'd Stand In Line For Confession With Old People And Little Kids, And As The Line Moved Up And It Was Getting Closer To My Turn, I Knew That When I Got Into The Box I Would Lie! Again!

The Irish ... Are Full Of The Fear Of The Lord And The Joy Of Living, And They Don't Know How To Combine The Two, But They'll Sure Have A Good Time Trying.