I Don't Think About Myself Very Much.

I Do Think One Should Have Clean Feet.

I've Never Been Tempted To Do These Hideous Furniture Shoes.

Men Tell Me That I've Saved Their Marriages. It Costs Them A Fortune In Shoes, But It's Cheaper Than A Divorce. So I'm Still Useful, You See.

Really, The '70s And '80s Were A Blur.

I Saw This Vision With A Beautiful Plastic Bag In Kensington High Street, ... And Then You Didn't See The Face Because He Had This Blond Thing [indicating A Sweeping Fringe Across His Face] That Was, You Know, Too Much!