If I Was A Woman, I Would

If I Was A Woman, I Would Be Dressed In The Same Thing For A Month And Just Change My Hat And Gloves. Maybe My Shoes Too; Yes, I See What You Mean But, Really, It's Jewels That Change An Outfit.

The Most Tragic Moment Of My Life Was The First Show I Ever Designed For. I Had Been Asked To Make Shoes For Ossie Clark's Show In The Early '70s. I Was So Inexperienced That I Didn't Put The Steel In The Heels Of The Shoes, Which Is Required To Support The Shoe And The Wearer. So The Girls Came Out Walking Very Strangely In These Rubber, Bendy High-heeled Shoes I Had Made. I Thought 'oh Dear God! This Is The End Of Me.' But After The Show, Even David Hockney And Cecil Beaton Said To Me 'it Was So Interesting That The Girls Were Moving In Such A Different Way.'

I Thought Victoria Beckham Was Going To Be One Of Those Pop Girls, But She's Absolutely The Complete Opposite. She's A Working Girl. She Knows What She Wants. And When She Doesn't Know, She Really Prepares Herself. I Love This Working Type Of Women. And She's A Girl From - I Don't Even Know Where She's From.

I Don't Think About Myself Very Much.

I Don't Even Think About The Word. But I Do Have Certain Things Where I Just Go, "aaaaahhh," Irritatingly Boring And Insistent Because I Want It To Look That Way And I Can Do It - I Don't Even Know If You'd Call It Passion Or Obsession. Obsession, Possibly, But I Really Love What I Do.