I Don't Teach My Children What Is

Don't Be Negative. It Shows On Your Face.

I Truly Believe My Job Is To Make Sure People Smile.

Don't Become A Philosopher Before You Become Rich.

Without Hurting Anybody, We All Tend To Laugh At Others' Discomfort. When Someone Slips On A Banana Skin And Falls It's Funny.

Awards That Ignore Me Are Losers.