I Don't Take Drugs: I Am Drugs.

There Are Some Days When I Think I'm Going To Die From An Overdose Of Satisfaction.

This Grandiose Tragedy That We Call Modern Art.

Without Hesitation, I Place Freud Among The Heroes. He Dispossessed The Jewish People Of The Greatest And Most Influential Of All Heroes-moses.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

Sometimes I Spit On My Mother's Portrait For Pleasure.