I Don't Return Fruit. Fruit's A Gamble.

You Know How Your Charger For Your Phone? It's Like If You Had A Charger For Your Whole Body And Mind

I Once Had A Leather Jacket That Got Ruined In The Rain. Why Does Moisture Ruin Leather? Aren't Cows Outside A Lot Of The Time? When It's Raining, Do Cows Go Up To The Farmhouse, "let Us In! We're All Wearing Leather! Open The Door! We're Going To Ruin The Whole Outfit Here!"

A Chef Who Doesn't Wash His Hands Is Like A Cop Who Steals. It's A Cry For Help.

I Love The Day Date. No Wine, No Shower.

Economy Is Essential To All Good Art.