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I Don't Return Fruit. Fruit's A Gamble. I Know That Going In.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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I Don't Return Fruit. Fruit's A Gamble.
Jerry Seinfeld
I Don't Return Fruit. Fruit's A Gamble. I Know That Going In.
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