I Don't Return Fruit. Fruit's A Gamble.

Have You Ever Seen That Guy Who Has The Record For Fattest Man In The World? Bob Hughes, The Fattest Man In The World... 1400 Pounds. Ladies And Gentlemen, The Man Has Let Himself Go.

Once You Start Doing Only What You've Already Proven You Can Do, You're On The Road To Death.

I Love Meeting Israeli People. They Look At Me Like A Son

Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less Traveled For A Reason.

A Recent Survey Stated That The Average Person's Greatest Fear Is Having To Give A Speech In Public. Somehow This Ranked Even Higher Than Death Which Was Third On The List. So, You're Telling Me That At A Funeral, Most People Would Rather Be The Guy In The Coffin Than Have To Stand Up And Give A Eulogy.