I Don't Really Relax. When I Sleep,

What's Great About Comedy, Obviously, Is That You Set Up A Situation That People Assume One Thing And Then You Break The Assumption. That's Basically The Backbone To Comedy. You Set Up A Situation, Let People Make An Assumption, And Then You Break The Assumption.

I Think If You Believe In Past Lives, I Must Have Been An Extremely Deprived Being. I Must Have Been Mistreated, Beaten, And Forced Into Indentured Servitude Because This Life Has Just Been Phenomenal.

When You're An Actor In Grade School, High School, College, Whatever, You Start To Realize What You're Really Good At, What You're Kinda Good At, What You're Okay At, And You Start To Compartmentalize. But If You Know Yourself And What You're Capable Of, It's Just A Matter Of Opportunity.

Let Me Demonstrate. When You Greet A Friend This Is The Duration Of The Kiss That's Acceptable. "hi, Good To See You - Yeah." When You Make A Mistake And Stay Too Long At The Lips, This Is How Long It Is. "hi, How Are You? Good To See You." And That's What Happened. It Was Like, "uh-oh, What Was That? Oh."

I Appreciate My Role As An Actor Much More After I Direct Because It's Just Easier.