I Admit, I Do A Lot Of

It Is My Biggest Fear, Something Happening To A Child, Your Child, Is Unfathomable.

I Want To Be Able To Experience Everything. I Want To Experience Being A Husband, Experience Being A Father, Experience, Maybe, Hopefully, Someday Being A Grandfather, And All Those Things. I Want That Experience. When I Die, I Want To Be Exhausted.

What's Great About Comedy, Obviously, Is That You Set Up A Situation That People Assume One Thing And Then You Break The Assumption. That's Basically The Backbone To Comedy. You Set Up A Situation, Let People Make An Assumption, And Then You Break The Assumption.

Love Is Not As Important As Good Health. You Cannot Be In Love If You're Not Healthy. You Can't Appreciate It.

People Would Love To Be Rich, But They're Looking For The Easy Way. Who Wouldn't Want To Win The Lottery? Just To Score.