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Some Men Go A Lifetime And Never Have Their Kid Blow Up A Car, But I Have A Daughter Who's Knocked Off Three Cars And Burned Down A Funeral Home. Maybe That's Some Kind Of Record.

I Think Money Isn't Any Good Sitting Around, So I Spend Some Time In The Shoe Department At Saks.

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I’m Going Back To Bed,” Grandma Said When Mooner And Dougie Left. “this Doesn’t Look Too Interesting. I Liked It Better The Other Night When You Were On The Floor With The Bounty Hunter.” Morelli Gave Me The Same Kind Of Look Desi Always Gave Lucy When She’d Just Done Something Incredibly Stupid. “it’s A Long Story,” I Said. “i Bet.

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell What's Love And What's Only Indigestion