I Don't Mind You Thinking I'm Stupid,

Any Writer Who Pretends To A Disaffection For Recognition, I Think They're Being Duplicitous.

I Am Not One Of These People Who Instantly Takes Umbrage When He's Corrected Or - I Love Being Corrected.

Because The Chief Commodity A Writer Has To Sell Is His Courage. And If He Has None, He Is More Than A Coward. He Is A Sellout And A Fink And A Heretic, Because Writing Is A Holy Chore.

K Is For "kenghis Khan"; He Was A Very Nice Person. History Has No Record Of Him. There Is A Moral In That, Somewhere.

I Usually Say I Write For The Smartest, Cleverest, Wittiest Audience I Know, And That's Me.