I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody

Milton Took Vaudeville, Which, If You Look Up 'vaudeville' In The Dictionary, Right Alongside Of It, It Says 'milton Berle' - And He Made It Just A Tremendous Party.

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

Banks Have A New Image. Now You Have 'a Friend,' Your Friendly Banker. If The Banks Are So Friendly, How Come They Chain Down The Pens?

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.