I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

Banks Have A New Image. Now You Have 'a Friend,' Your Friendly Banker. If The Banks Are So Friendly, How Come They Chain Down The Pens?