I Don't Think You Can Ever Do

I'm A Major Feminist. There's A Real Politic In Life, Where I've Been In Rooms Where Real Decisions Are Made, And It's A Lot Of Powerful White Men. There Are Women In Those Rooms, But Not As Many As There Should Be.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

Making Good Records Tastes Good In Your Mouh. And When That Record Sells, It Tastes Even Better.

If You (the Press) Lie About Us, I Will Hit You, Kurt Will Shoot You, And We Both Will Sue.

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.