I Don't Like The Way I Ever

World Class Players Can Lay Down The Toughest Hands And Play Any Two Cards At Any Time Without Fear. Their Reads Are Impeccable.

When I Was Broke, No One Ever Offered To Buy Me A Beer. Now That I Have Quite A Bit Of Money, Everybody Tries To Buy Me Beers. Where Were All These People Back When I Was In College And Broke?

I Always Pretend Like I'm Nervous No Matter What. I Try To Fall Asleep.

Although I Have To Say, It's Become A Lot Harder For Me Since I Won The World Series Because Everyone Wants To Beat Me. For Example, Bluffing Is Really Tough Now, Because There's Always Someone Who Calls Me On The Off-chance That They'll Then Be Able To Say They Read A World Champion's Bluff.

The Beautiful Thing About Poker Is That Everybody Thinks They Can Play.