I Don't Like The Vampire Books. I

Massie's Frindship Is Something That Has To Be Earned. Not Because She's Beautiful Or Popular But Because She's Loyal.

Uh, I Thought Dvds Werne't Allowed At My Sleepovers. They're Not. Then Why Am I Watching The Lady And The Tramp?

One Of The Best Things You Can Relate To Is A Detailed Story.

A Good Boss Asks What Part She Could Have Played In The Problem. And Then She Asks Herself What She Can Do Better Next Time.

Because Whipping An Atlas At Jackson's Head While He Was Flirt-touching That Frankie Girl In Geography Would Have Been Very Satisfying. And Beating Him With The Eiffel Tower Snowglobe While He Kissed Cleo In French Would Have Been Tres Cathartic. But She Hadn't. Instead She'd Been Egg-like: A Hard Shell On The Outside, And A Runny Mess On The Inside.