You Must Be Poor. Why? Cuz Ur

Those Fruity Drinks Better Have A Lot Of Caffeine In Them Or I'll Never Make It Through World Issues.

I Completely Remember The Horror I Felt When My Pits Started Getting Hairy. I Would Walk With My Arms Pressed Against My Sides.

We're Doing The Twyla, Not Twilight, So Stop Sucking!

Don't Ever Tell Anyone Where You Bought Something. If You Get A Complement Say, "thank You. I Got It In Europe.

When The Horse Was Little, Massie Had Covered The Walls With Posters Of Young Fillies That She Thought Brownie Would Find Sexy.