I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why

Bambi, To A Kid, Was Scary.

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.

A Laugh Is A Weird Sound, And When You Get A Couple Thousand People Making It At Once, It's Really Strange. But When I Can Feel Proud Of Myself For Causing It, It's Great.

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

Dad Had A Music Store, And He'd Often Bring Home Comedy Albums That I Would Listen To. I Started Listening To Bob Newhart And Bill Cosby, And Developing Taste. They Really Influenced My Style Of Comedy.