I Don't Let My Mouth Say Nothin'

If I Don’t Practice For A Day, I Know It. If I Don’t Practice For Two Days, The Critics Know It. And If I Don’t Practice For Three Days, The Public Knows It.

Unless You Know What It Is I Ain't Never Going To Be Able To Explain It To You.

A Lot Of The Musicians Asked Me If When I Hit My High-cs On The Records I Had A Clarinet Take The Notes. Some [thought] I Had Invented Some Kind Of Gadget So I Could Play High Register. They Weren't Satisfied Until They Handed Me A Trumpet That They Had With Them And Had Me Swing It. Then They Cheered.

Red Beans And Ricely Yours.

A Lotta Cats Copy The Mona Lisa, But People Still Line Up To See The Original.