I Don't Know Why America Always Thinks

I Didn't Realize, When I Decided To Be A Comic, That A Black Person Had Never Been Allowed To Stand Flat-footed In America And Talk To White Folks. It Never Happened Before.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

A Friend Of Mine Who Works For Naval Intelligence Said An Aerial Satellite Revealed That 1.9 Million Attended The Event In 1995. But If They Would Have Had A Rumble At The March The Newspapers Would Have Said That 75 Million Afro-americans Were There.

My Belief Is, You Know, Certain Things Have To Be Explained That's Never Been Explained.

Don't Have A High School Diploma? You're In My Cabinet. Why? For 200 Years, A Lot Of Cabinets Have Existed In Our Government. Powerful Men. Well-educated. So Let's Try Something Totally New.