I Wish I Had Spent More Time

You Know, Lincoln Was Funny. I Don't Think F.d.r. Was Very Funny. But Lincoln Was Funny. Lincoln Was Really Funny. But I Think You Should Get Elected First, And Then Show That You're Funny.

Comedy To The Senate? Well, There Certainly Hasn't Been A Satirist Or A Political Satirist Who's Done That. So, That Really Was Uncharted Territory During The Campaign. But I Think It's A Good Thing. Some People Thought That It Was An Odd Career Arc, But To Me It Made Absolute Sense.

It's Easier To Put On Slippers Than To Carpet The Whole World.

I'm Sure I've Devoted Enough Thought To Rush Limbaugh For One Lifetime.

Minnesotans Know The Difference Between The Job Of Satirist And The Job Of Senator. And So Do I.