I Wish I Had Spent More Time

I Don’t Know How Many Of You Have Been To New York, But If A Building Is Two Blocks Away From Anything, You Can’t See It.

Bill Clinton Is The Greatest President Of The 20th Century Because I Played Touch Football With Him.

I Got Interested In Politics During The Civil Rights Movement And Then Vietnam.

During The Reagan Administration, Bob Dole Was Present At A Ceremony That Included Each Living Ex-president. Looking At A Tableau Of Ford, Carter And Nixon, Dole Said, 'there They Are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil And Evil.'

Sometimes If I Tell People, 'i'm Afraid That I'm Really A Fraud,' Or 'i Have A Lot Of Self-doubt,' They Go, 'oh, No, You're Kidding.' I Go, 'no, I'm Really Honest.'