I Don't Know What Drives Me To

When I Take My Kid To School, All The Parents Stop And Stare.

My Grandmother Used To Embarrass Me More, When She Would Pick Me Up From School Wearing A Big Fuzzy Hat. I Didn't Like That.

I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing; I Like What I've Been Doing. I Believe In What I've Done In The Past; I Hope My Kid Enjoys The Movies I've Made And Enjoys Some Of The Movies In The Future.

I Finished A Big Book The Other Day. 421 Pages. That's A Lot Of Coloring When You Think About It.

We Just Bought This House. It's Too Big. It's Like 400,000 Square Feet, Or Something. We Got An Indoor Lake And Ski Slope In The House! It's Just Too Big.