I Don't Know If I'm The Husky

It's Strange How Interesting Your Dreams Are, But When Someone Tries To Tell You Their Dream You're Just Like "whatever! Why Don't You Send Me An E-mail So I Can Delete It?"

Bacon Bits Are Like The Fairy Dust Of The Food Community.

You Can Never Look That Tough In Glasses. ... You Never See Somebody Push Up Their Glasses And Say, "i'm Gonna Kick Your Ass."

The Only Advantage To Wearing Glasses Is That You Can Do That Dramatic Removal.

When You Hear Bacon Cooking....that Sizzling Sound Isn't The Fat Cooking....that's Applause.