My New Years Resolution? I Will Be

I Would Say I'm - In The Show, I'm A Cultural Catholic, Which Is What I Was.

I Really Don't Care About Birthdays. It's Something Where Even As A Kid, I Never Really Felt Comfortable When Someone Would Sing To Me.

There Are People That Are Vegetarians That Love Bacon.

I Only Dated One Asian Girl, But She Was Very Asian. She Was A Panda.

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