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Offers Dried Up After A Few Years And It Was Like I Had Fallen Off The Radar.

If You Want Your Hair To Be Thicker, Cut It When The Moon Is About To Be Full - A Heavy, Full, Waxing Moon. Do Not Cut It When The Moon's Waning.

My Lawyer Has Been A Good Friend Of Mine For A Long Time. He And I Continuously Have Conversations.

Yes, It Is The Big Easy, Home Of The Shortest Hangover On The Planet, Where Libation Can Greet You On Monday Morning With The Same Smile As It Did On Saturday Night.

You Know Who It Is? It's Me In 10 Years. So I Turned 25. Ten Years Later, That Same Person Comes To Me And Says, 'so, Are You A Hero?' And I Was Like, 'not Even Close. No, No, No.' She Said, 'why?' I Said, 'because My Hero's Me At 35.' So You See Every Day, Every Week, Every Month And Every Year Of My Life, My Hero's Always 10 Years Away. I'm Never Gonna Be My Hero. I'm Not Gonna Attain That. I Know I'm Not, And That's Just Fine With Me Because That Keeps Me With Somebody To Keep On Chasing.