I Don't Know How To Ground Myself

Yes, I'm A Nice Man And I Enjoy Babies. I'm A Sensitive Guy. I Held A Baby The Other Day And It Was The First Time Either Of Us Cried.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

First Of All, I'm Not The Kind Of Guy That Likes To Rehash The Show And So Forth And So On.

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.