I Don't Just Try To Be Funny.

Of Course I'd Like To Be The Ideal Mother. But I'm Too Busy Raising Children.

I Didn't Always Spell My Name Bil. My Parents Named Me Bill, But When I Started Drawing Cartoons On The Wall, They Knocked The 'l' Out Of Me.

Oh Simple Thing, Where Have You Gone? I'm Getting Old And I Need Something To Rely On So Tell Me When You're Gonna Let Me In I'm Getting Tired And I Need Somewhere To Begin

I Don't Just Try To Be Funny.

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