I Don't Hurt The Industry. The Industry

I Made More Lousy Pictures Than Any Actor In History.

There Never Seems To Be Any Trouble Brewing Around A Bar Until A Woman Puts That High Heel Over The Brass Rail. Don't Ask Me Why, But Somehow Women At Bars Seem To Create Trouble Among Men.

I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My Own.

You're Not A Star Until They Can Spell Your Name In Karachi.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.