I Don't Have Time To Read Nonfiction.

I Am An Old-fashioned Storyteller. I Try To Make People Laugh And Cry. A Fiction Writer's Duty Is To Entertain. If You Can Sneak In Something Profound Or Symbolic, So Much The Better.

The Law Is Like Rope...useful, Necessary, Strong, But It Can Be Bent And Twisted Into All Kinds Of Shapes Depending On The Occasion.

Baseball Is Meant To Be A Contemplative Game. They Play Music To Draw Young People To The Game. If Young People Can't Come To The Game Without Music, Then They Should Stay Home.

Basketball Is The Worst Sport. They Need To Raise The Basket At Least Two Feet.

At One Time I'd Been To Every Park Except Baltimore And Houston, But Can't Even Keep Track Of Who Plays Where These Days.