I Don't Have A Terrible Singing Voice,

For Me, Stripping Was An Unusual Kind Of Escape. I Had Nothing To Escape But Privilege, But I Claimed Asylum Anyway. At Twenty-four, It Was My Last Chance To Reject Something And Become Nothing. I Wanted To Terrify Myself. Mission Accomplished.

I Am Actually Able To Do Other Things. I'm Not Just This Writer.

I Have A Lot Of Screenwriter Friends And Many Of Them Have Had An Experience Where They Aren't Even Welcome On Set During Production.

I'm Not An Especially Highbrow Person, But I Have Always Loved Small, Quirky, Edgy Movies.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.