I Don't Have A Girlfriend, I Have

True Happiness For Me Is Playing A Concert In Blink-182, And Then Hanging Out With My Friends And My Wife And Son, And Going Out For Mexican Food.

Mom's Dad Was In The Army, Stormed The Beach At Normandy, Fought Through The French Hedgerows, The Battle Of The Ardennes, The Battle Of The Bulge, And Liberated Concentration Camps At The End Of The War.

I Hate It When People Try To Act Cool. I Hope They All Get Gonorreah And Die.

The Thing You Realize As You Get Older Is That Parents Don't Know What The Hell They're Doing And Neither Will You When You Get To Be A Parent

Every Single Day That You Walk Outside Your House Is Something New And Different And Exciting.