I Don't Go To Premieres, Unless I'm

I Love Sherlock Holmes. I've Got All His Books, Leather-bound. What I Thought Was Great About Sherlock Holmes Was That Not Only Was He A Supersleuth, He Was Also A Hard Worker. Not Only Did He Go Out And Solve The Crimes, He Came Home And Wrote It All Down. Fantastic. That's Why I Admire Him.

Guide Dogs For The Blind. It's Cruel Really, Isn't It? Getting A Dog To Lead A Man Round All Day. Not Fair On Either Of Them.

I Used To Do Stuff At College. I Could Do Voices. I Could Make Some People Laugh. I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Knew I Had This Skill.

What Tends To Happen In Most Movies Is That Strip Clubs Are Used As A Short Hand For Unsympathetic, Sleazy People. And That's Just A Lazy Cliché.

A Lot Of People Can Be Very Scared About Making Themselves Vulnerable And Appearing Uncool. I Don't Really Give A Damn; As Long As It's Funny, I'll Do It [make Fun Of Myself].