I Don't Go To Premieres, Unless I'm

I Don't Go To Premieres, Unless I'm Contractually Bound To.

When I Play Myself, I Want To Be A Slightly Better Person. It Just Agrees. Everything I Play About Myself Is Kind Of True, But It's Amplified. We All Edit, Don't We? If You're Self-aware, You Stop Yourself - You Know How To Behave Properly.

I Don't Want To Go Around Making Everyone Else Agree With Me. I Don't Feel The Need To Do That.

Comedy Can Be Silly And Gross And Offensive, As Long As There's Sort Of A Point. You Can Make A Joke That, On The Face Of It, Is Racist. Ostensibly Someone Can Appear To Be Racist, But If You Know You're Making A Point About Race, And Not Just Being Pig-headed, Then You Can Do That. I Think Some People Who Don't Understand Comedy Will Have A Knee-jerk Reaction To Some Stuff, And Will Always Be Offended By It Because They Don't Understand It. Some People React To It In A Vociferous Way, Which Is Unsophisticated, But There's Always Going To Be Those People Out There.

Even If I Screw Up In My Personal Life, As Long As I'm Not Destroying Myself, I Just Think, "okay, I Screwed Up." I'm Not Mother Theresa.