I Don't Go To Premieres, Unless I'm

I'm Not Elitist. I Like To Do Crowd-pleasing Stuff Which Is A Bit Smart, But Is Just About Belly Laughs.

Got My Fungal Foot Powder? Ah, It's A Lifesaver, You Know. I'd Effectively Be Disabled If It Weren't For These.

The Trick Is Always To Write In Pairs Because If At Least Two People Find It Funny, You've Immediately Halved The Odds Of It Not Being Funny.

Actually, Bizarrely, In America, I Get More Appreciation From The Odd, Unusual Stuff I've Done, Almost Because I'm Not, If You Like, Famous In America As I Am In England.

I'm A Huge Fan Of Jack Lemmon, He Was Someone Who Managed To Tread That Line Between Comedy And Tragedy And Sometimes Give Very Big Performances, But They Were Never Over-demonstrative And They Were Never Not Based On A Kind Of Real Truthful Human Being.