A Hitter's Impatience Is The Pitcher's Biggest

I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Were A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

You Know What God Told The Cubs? Don't Do Anything Until I Come Back.

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.

I Don't Go To Bed Every Night Worried About Getting Back Into Baseball.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.