I Don't Ever Try To Make A

Think Globally, Act Locally.

The Pound Is Sinking, The Peso's Failing, The Lira's Reeling, And Feeling Quite Appalling.

I Do Like Eddie Van Halen As A Player. He Gets It Right Quite Often.

Trumpets Are A Bit More Adventurous; They're Drunk! Trumpeters Are Generally Drunk. It Wets Their Whistle.

With Life And All I've Been Through, I Do Have A Belief In Goodness, A Good Spirit. I Think What People Have Done With Religion Is Personified Good And Evil, So Good's Become God With 'o' Out, And Evil's Become Devil With A 'd' Added. That's My Theory Of Religion.