I Don't Do Drugs. I Am Drugs.

The Reason Some Portraits Don't Look True To Life Is That Some People Make No Effort To Resemble Their Pictures.

I Am The First To Be Surprised And Often Terrified By The Images That I See Appear On My Canvas.

Democratic Governments Are Not Suited To The Publication Of The Thunderous Revelations I Am In The Habit Of Making. The Unpublished Parts Will Appear Later... When Europe Will Have Restored Its Traditional Monarchies.

At The Age Of Six I Wanted To Be A Cook. At Seven I Wanted To Be Napoleon. And My Ambition Has Been Growing Steadily Ever Since.

Happy Is He Who Causes A Scandal