I Don't Do Drugs Anymore... Than, Say,

On The Theft Of His Material By Denis Leary: "i Have A Scoop For You. I Stole His Act. I Camouflaged It With Punchlines, And To Really Throw People Off, I Did It Before He Did."

Btw A 24 Week Old Embryo Is Not A Human Being. You're Not A Human Being Until You're In My Phone Book.

People Always Snap And Think They're Jesus. How Come No One Ever Snaps And Thinks They're Buddha?

Isn't That Weird, We've Made Nature Against The Law. That's How Un-natural We've Become.

A Lotta Christians Wear Crosses 'round Their Necks; Do You Think If Jesus Comes Back He Ever Wants To See Another Cross?