I Am A Misanthropic Humanist... Do I

I Believe We All Have The Voice Of Reason Inside Us...to Gently Lead Us Out Of Our Own Self-created Hells.

Let's Do Some Comedy. I Always Like To Add Some Comedy To My Show. Those Who've Seen Me Before Might Know That.

Good Comedy Helps People Know They're Not Alone. Great Comedy Provides An Answer.

That's Starting To Depress Me About Ufos. The Fact That They Cross Galaxies...and Always End Up In Places Like Fyfe, Alabama.

If I Thought The Jews Killed God, I'd Worship The Jews.