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When You Hear Bacon Cooking....that Sizzling Sound Isn't The Fat Cooking....that's Applause.

It's Strange How Interesting Your Dreams Are, But When Someone Tries To Tell You Their Dream You're Just Like "whatever! Why Don't You Send Me An E-mail So I Can Delete It?"

Imagine You're Drowning, And Someone Hands You A Baby.

The Thanksgiving Tradition Is, We Gorge. Hey, What About At Thanksgiving We Simply Consume A Considerable Measure? However We Do That Consistently! Goodness. Imagine A Scenario Where We Consume A Ton With Individuals Who Pester The Heck Out Of Us.

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.