I Don't Curse On Stage, But I

When You Hear Bacon Cooking....that Sizzling Sound Isn't The Fat Cooking....that's Applause.

Bacon Bits Are Like The Fairy Dust Of The Food Community.

Yeah, I Am A Character Actor.

My Wife's Gotten Really Lazy, Or As She Calls It, 'pregnant.'

It's Difficult To Parent One Kid, Let Alone Five! It's Insane. It's This Strange, Overwhelming Mess That I Would Not Trade For Anything. I Think It's More Difficult In New York City. It's Not Like We Can Hop In The Minivan And Go Somewhere. I Don't Own A Car. It's Chaos Anywhere. Being A Parent Is Difficult. Being A Son And A Daughter Is Difficult. It's A Human Relationship.