It's Strange How Interesting Your Dreams Are,

I Like To Think Of Bread As Really Bland Cake.

Cookies At Both Of Them. The Cookies Are Probably Better At Letterman Though.

I Would Say Some Of The Food I Talk About That I Really Enjoy, Like Cake And Bacon, I Eat A Lot Less Than I Portray In My Act. But That Stuff That I Dislike, It's Pretty Sincere.

It Doesn't Matter If You're Religious Or Not. Does Anything Make You Feel More Uncomfortable Than Some Stranger Going, I'd Like To Talk To You About Jesus?

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.