Give Us Strength, Oh Lord, To Let

I Am Only 8 Years Old, I Told Myself. No Little Boy Of 8 Has Ever Murdered Anyone. It's Not Possible.

Don't Gobblefunk Around With Words.

Life Is More Fun If You Play Games.

There's Nothin' You Can Get From A Book That You Can't Get From A Television Fastah!" -harry Wormwood

In Any Event, Parents Never Underestimated The Abilities Of Their Own Children. Quite The Reverse. Sometimes It Was Well Nigh Impossible For A Teacher To Convince The Proud Father Or Mother That Their Beloved Offspring Was A Complete Nitwit.