I Don't Believe In Lecturing People. It's

"you Were Designed To Be Very Smart, Max," She Told Me. "we Electrically Stimulated Your Synaptic Nerve Endings While Your Brain Was Developing." "and Yet I Still Can't Program My Dvd Player," I Said.

Dr. Martinez: "i Take It You Don't Want Me To Call Your Parent?" Max: "uh, No." Hello, Lab? May I Speak To The Test Tube Please?

Maybe, Beauty, True Beauty, Is So Overwhelming, It Goes Straight To Our Hearts.maybe It Makes Us Feel Emotions That Are Locked Away Inside

I Love Nudge, Nudge Is A Great Kid, But That Motormouth Of Hers Could Have Turned Mother Teresa Into An Ax Murderer.

My, G**, He Was As Strong As A Team Of Oxen. That Would Be Strong Right?